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Being a Professional

There’s been a theme to this week’s work, and the business/entrepreneur/tech articles I’ve been reading: public (and business) relations.

I hit a small snafu with a business partner and friend. Each conversation between us generally has three parts: he requests work of me and details what I need to do; I articulate a price to which he agrees to; I complete the work and he sends me the agreed-to monetary compensation. It’s very informal, and I’ll often vary my price based on how many individual items he is asking me to put my attention to, and whether I anticipate that he will ask for “just one more thing” which can easily morph into five more things. This works for us, most times.

A few days ago, he asked me to edit some images in Photoshop, and to edit a video. Because the editing was a little more detailed than what I usually do for him and would take a tiny bit more time and computer power to render, I gave him a price that was a smidge higher than he was used to seeing. I price by queue load, not by individual item. I felt that would cover both the need of increased attention on my part, and his wait for the finished product.

He looked at my requested price, looked at what he was asking me to do, and then asked me if I were charging such&such for each image and video, and wasn’t that a bit higher than usual?

I explained that the images and the video required more of my time than usual, with more intricacies than are usually present in the assignments he gives me.

He then gave a reply that denoted concern that I was asking for too much, and that I should more concretely justify the price I had asked.

I said, a little snarkily (we are friends), that perhaps he ought to find someone else who would do the work he asked, who would use more expensive programs and charge roughly four times what I was asking, that this particular assignment warranted the slightly higher price because of the slight complexity to the tasks previously mentioned in this same conversation.

“No, it’s fine,” he reassured me. “I don’t much appreciate the tone of that last statement,” about him finding someone else to do the work. We sorted it all out a few minutes later.

I did the work, feeling a bit uncomfortable that I could have handled that conversation better. On one hand, he had never asked me before to more or less create an itemized list of why I am charging what I do per image or video or whatever else I do for him. I felt that was ridiculous, as I was doing this work at (well under) 1/4 the industry price that anyone not acquainted with him would charge, and I felt that at such bargain basement prices, I should be given the benefit of the doubt when something unusual comes down the pike, and I respond with a price that is (literally, in this case) a couple of dollars more than usual.

On the other hand, as a business owner and employer, he has every right to request such an itemized list from me if he wants to see exactly what he’s paying for. He’s one of those people who thinks that sitting in a computer chair and squinting at a computer screen doesn’t really warrant a token price for labor. I agree with that, except that I’m doing something when I am squinting at the computer screen, whether it’s pushing pixels around or editing a video to best effect, and yes, sitting is a given when one is working at the computer.

I felt a bit like a cranky designer after that little exchange. If he wants an itemized list, then he may find higher prices than what I had been giving him before, because again, I charge by bulk, not by individual item, and I often err on the side of quoting under a certain dollar amount, giving him a break for sending me so much to do at once. I suppose I will have to do that if he insists on a new practice of creating a need and then paying to have that need fulfilled.

Anyway, enough on that topic…

Related, there was an article on Matt Haughey‘s personal blog, a link to which I found on Mashable, the same day as the aforementioned snafu. The author relates an experience he had in funding a project on Kickstarter, which features fundraising opportunities for those who have a vision, a product, a movie, a goal, a required expense they cannot fund themselves, and turns to crowdsourcing to accomplish their fundraising goals.

I read, with horror, the process by which this funder was treated by the proprietors of the project he was funding. Anyone who wants lessons in what not to do in public relations, should read this article. There was no excuse for any of the mentioned interactions to have happened. With sufficient communication, honesty, and some sense of culpability, this project and its results might have turned out very differently. In this case, a product was being designed with obvious engineering and scientific flaws that should have been evident to any student of a high school science class. When these flaws were pointed out, the proprieters/fundees ignored all free advice given, ignored public commentary on alternatives (when they themselves created a poll to see what the majority of funders thought of a specific issue, 85% weighing in with a negative answer), required additional funds from funders above and beyond the original donation…

That last one really makes me shake my head. Who even does this? “Yes, we know you’ve already donated generously and voluntarily. Now, we demand even more than the amount you’ve already pledged, if you ever want to see this product.” Wow. Imagine if Netflix did that: “Yeah, we just raised our prices to 200% what they were before. Now, we require you to pay an additonal fee for the delivery of the streaming movie/movie on DVD disc.” I’d imagine their stock would be even lower than it already is (and let’s not forget the multiple lawsuits now filed against the company for its boneheadedness of late).

Getting back to the Kickstarter story, I understand that funding a dream, funding a goal, funding a good or necessary intention, is wrought with uncertainties as to odds of completion, odds of a (working) product actually being manufactured (and not just prototyped), even as to how many people will pledge to a given project. I don’t have much commentary about the specific story linked elsewhere in this article, but I do think that there are great lessons to be learned from how various companies treat their customers, and each other.

And I’m certainly not exempt from treating my “boss” with as much decorum and tact as anyone else doing business with or for another.

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Snow! In Winter! Shocking!

For the first time this winter, the soothsayers meteorologists are predicting snow overnight, as soon as the sun sets. I always squee at the first snows of the season, as there are entire years when it is just too warm. It would surely accumulate at the moment if it were cold enough, as it is raining fairly heavily, the awning fabric damp with the precipitation, our panoramic hillside view obscured by sheets of water, the parking lot covered by rivulets of the stuff seeking its own level.

I’m always a kid when it does snow, whether it’s after watching it for a few hours out of the living room window, or waking up to see that familiar stark blue-white glow of daylight hitting the blinding ice crystals. I always, always, have to put on a pair of gloves and warm shoes or boots, and wander outside to touch it, step in it, and play with it for a few minutes. I’m usually in my jammies during such times, and I quickly get cold enough to have to run back inside.

I suppose if I lived in a different climate where snow became old-hat, common, and drearily, stubbornly present during this time of year, I might not find it so amusing. As it is, once I’ve had my fun, it becomes routine to dress for the adverse weather. But I always spend more time than usual admiring it out the window, than I do if it were merely raining, even unusually heavily as it is today. I notice that I also like to gaze for a long time in the early summer when the deciduous foliage is fresh, green, and nearly vibrating out of the visual spectrum with its rich shades of color.

I just wanted to remark on the remarkable weather. And I know I can trust bojack.org with the latest on the not-news regarding snow. I laughed when they started making snarky commentary about the way the local media treats any accumulation, no matter how minute, of snow. They always over-exaggerate to the point of ridiculousness. It amuses me.

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New Toy

Mwaha, I added a new API link to my blogroll–Dropbox.

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The Doorbell

I must confess, I’m very easily amused. For instance, I’m rewatching the Columbo series on Netflix for perhaps the fifth time since I first got the video streaming service last year. Among the things that amuse me are the peculiar habits of Peter Falk‘s character, as they evolved over the life of the series, the increasingly goofy things he did with his raincoat, cigars, car, and other icons of the fictional detective, including that poor basset hound they could never get around to choosing a name for. It became a trope for the script to mention Columbo’s wife in passing, but never showed her face (spinoff notwithstanding).

If I were to create a drinking game for this series, I’d certainly prompt the watcher to keep track of how many times a particular prop was used. Not so much items like the ill-used and much abused Peugeot that Columbo was fondly attached to, but rather inane objects such as a telephone, or a magnetic tape recorder. The latter could be seen in a secretary’s desk drawer one episode, and then propped up on its side and part of a box full of blinky lights to simulate a computer the next. The more of these recycled props I find, the more amusing it gets. And you could always tell when they were pressed for new and exotic locations; having been produced by Universal Studios near L.A., they’d often use the attached theme park. One time, they filmed near the Jaws pool, usually part of the movie studio tour ride.

But I have to say that the thing that never fails to garner a giggle out of me is the number of times they used the same old doorbell sound. I imagine, perhaps not accurately, that they paid a small fee for this sound effect, and used the hell out of it. It was featured heavily in the first season, whenever they needed a doorbell sound. They always used it in a setting in which there was an expensive home, whenever there were rich and/or famous people about. It was very distinctive, with three tones, almost akin to a pipe organ with three large gong-y metal tubes. There was one particularly obnoxious episode in which they played the sound over and over for over a minute, with video of a girl freaking out superimposed over another video of a camera quickly zooming in and out of visual range of the device. I always have to play that particular scene several times, just because I’ve laughed too hard upon initial viewing to pay attention to whatever else is going on.

They got, erm, smart in the second season, and while they continued using the obnoxiously loud and overplayed doorbell sound, they would only use one or two of the three tones, muting the unused ones, trying to creatively recycle the sound effect without appearing to do so. Ahh, the 70s. lol The tri-tone doorbell sound is rarely used after that, though it still has its uses in occasional episodes later on.

I’m writing about it because I’m watching a dreary episode in which I’d forgotten the doorbell sound was used again. I’m always reminded it’s there as the music swells during a particularly intense early scene. The established three tones create a major chord, starting at the top and working its way down. This particular song features a gong-like tone, in the same key as the doorbell’s first note. While it isn’t the actual doorbell sound, hearing that gong makes me sing to myself the other two notes that make up that chord.

I can’t find a compilation of this sound in use during the series on YouTube. I keep thinking I should remedy that sometime.

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Links, Gigs, and Biz!

I’ve been adding a lot more freelance gig-getting websites to my blogroll. It’s been a slow time for short-term freelance assignments. One of my long-term clients has been giving me small assignments, editing video, photos, and website administration. I’ve been able to do most of the work on my iPad (first generation, no 3g)–I can’t tell you how much of a relief it is to be able to pick up the iOS tablet and wander around the house, sitting on varied surfaces besides my computer chair, or going to wherever there’s another pocket of WIFI, at the watering hole nearby or the grocery store when I want a change of scenery.

If it were not for the car repairs I’m saving up for, I would have totally purchased the second generation 3g iPad 2, to be truly untethered by location and to be able to do even more with the onboard cameras on the device. I even had the tablet in my shopping cart the other night, shipping calculated, and personal information shared, all ready to hit the “buy” button. Practicality prevailed, for now. The cost is just too much. Heck, I got this iPad 1 on deep discount through one of those one-deal-a-day websites. I’ve been scouring Craigslist for any iPad 2, only to find that any individual selling theirs wants the same unreasonable rate. I’ll wait.

There are more photos and videos to be edited for my longest-held client. I’m also spending the week recoding a website for a local food business who wanted more social interactivity along with their updated menu, hours, and other info. I’ll probably volunteer to do some webwork for a nonprofit, just to give myself something to do.

I asked my husband about a hair-brained idea I’d thought up the other day, and he gave his assent, so I’m poking at it. I’m starting a new business venture, designing the website for it, and getting a framework of electronica built up to assist me. He and I have been sharing a phone ever since we met; that’ll change when my new Android phone arrives, wherein I can receive professional queries and assignments on my own line. Again, found a great deal on a phone I couldn’t pass up. I required my husband’s input on the business idea, because it will involve relocation, and I asked him how badly he wanted that. He’s quite open to the idea, and it won’t cost us much to try, so I’m going for it. I’m going to see if I can set up some temporary employment for both of us while we get resettled. I found that he and I really do want to relocate to my former hometown, even if it is not through the means we thought we would have been, when an opportunity came up a year ago that we’ve been chomping at the bit to see realized since. And that’s a very clunky sentence, I apologize, it’s the middle of the night.

I purchased some fabric for a nifty sewing project in mid-November, though by the time the fabric arrived in the middle of December, I was deep in retail employment and couldn’t find the time to attack the project before the winter holiday arrived. With things as slow as they are, I don’t see a problem with getting started on that project as well, though I need to purchase more fabric, as I’d well-underestimated how much I’d need for the items I want to make.

I will someday learn how to work this sewing machine–haha, yet another project on my wild array of burners.

The cat has interjected himself on my lap, and I can’t think of anything else that’s come up that I feel like updating about, so I will now tend to him. And brainfart today’s goings-on.

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The Most Uncomfortable Topic Ever: with Morals!

I’m going to talk about end-of-life topics in this entry. If that’s not the sort of thing you want to read just now, then don’t click to read more.

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The Fuuuuttuuurre

The following image is for a 2012 calendar by Dubai retailer Splash Fashions.


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The image made me laugh. Yes, kids, in the future, we’ll all be wearing precariously balanced salad bowls and nursing pads on our heads, swathed in strips of exercise mats wrapped uncomfortably around our torsos.

Ahh, the pretentiousness…

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*perks ears up*

This sounds interesting. One of my favorite things to do with code is to be as minimal as I can. A friend once remarked that I don’t necessarily code out of a box, but I’m able to make use of every square inch of known parameters, and come up with something that is clever, and minimalist. Not necessarily “their” box, mind, but my own box. I’m good at coming up with stuff way out of the ozone that the supervising entity had never thought of.

I think I’d like to play with this. Whee!

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I’m Still Waiting

Hey! Psst! Google Android tablet makers! You really want me to buy one of your products, right?

Then stop shipping and schlepping devices that are running Android version 2.2. The newest, four months old, is 4.something, “Ice Cream Sandwich”.

Running 2.2, or even 2.3?

That’s like making computers with Windows 98 (released in 1998), when most geeks prefer Windows XP (released at the turn of the century) or Windows 7 (released most recently).

What the heck, Android tablet makers??

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And For the New Year…

Print yourself an automatically generated dodecahedron calendar in your choice of format, calendar, and size.

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