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Vegan Mexican Dip Stuff

I had to get creative with very limited ingredients–the bank account was very low and the fridge was more bare than usual. I whipped this up willy nilly with whatever I could find in the cupboard and the freezer, and hubby and I gorged ourselves on the resulting dish. It is SOOO very good that I wanted to make sure to write down the ingredients used so that I can make this again. Aside from the addition of hamburger meat, it is entirely vegan. It’s also surprisingly gluten-free.

1.5 lbs cooked ground beef, optional
1 can of beer (optional, for flavor, check label for gluten)
2 cans of black beans or kidney beans, drained (check label for gluten)
1 cup (or more) pico de gallo (uncooked salsa, no preservatives)
2 cloves of garlic, minced
salt & pepper to taste
tortilla/burrito/taco wraps (check label for wheat), cut into bite-sized wedges
olive oil (or oil of your choice, check label for gluten)

In my pot of doom, I dumped in the ground beef (cooked and frozen earlier), both cans of beans (drained of water), the pico de gallo, the beer, the garlic, salt & pepper, and let it simmer on medium heat for a half hour–I wanted to give the beans a chance to cook through a bit.

In a pan, I drizzled a little olive oil, put it over medium heat, and placed enough triangle wedges of tortilla shell in there to cover the bottom but not overlap each other. As soon as the edges were brown, I placed them onto a plate to drain, and put the next panload in. It took perhaps all of a minute for each triangle to be “done”. I did this to firm them up to allow some of the dip stuff to be scooped up. You can use these wraps “raw”, if that is your wish. Olive oil isn’t suitable for deep frying, I used it to keep the wedges from sticking to the pan, and to give a little subtle savory flavor there.

I served us up a bowlful of the stuff, with a pile of tortilla triangles on the plate. No other spices were needed. After our first bites, hubby and I looked at each other, smiled ferally, and nommed happily.

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Learning from Netflix

Thank you, Netflix, for showing business owners everywhere how to kill half your stock and lose a substantial number of customers due to bad decisions.

When I was telling hubby what Netflix had been doing lately, he shook his head in disbelief. “What are they thinking?”

I shrugged. “They’re smoking crack or something.” They’re not really smoking crack, or doing any drugs as far as anyone can guess. But their decision-making lately has been very erratic, irresponsible, and very much at odds with what customers want and expect.

First, they announced that they were changing their pricing structure. This is not the first time they have adjusted their available packages and have tweaked prices. But to charge twice as much in order to keep whatever package customers had before? That’s a substantial change. My household had to decide between streaming video, or DVDs through the mail. We were happy customers who used both options because sometimes a movie or series was available for one option and not the other. We decided in the end to go with streaming video, because we’re techy enough to download what isn’t available. We would rather not, but we can’t justify the new cost to keep both streaming video and DVDs.

Next, Netflix announced they were going to entirely remove DVDs from the Netflix site, and create a whole separate service, with an “edgy” (read: horrible) name. One would think they would have done their homework before 1) coming up with this new name and 2) unveiling it to the world; but nope, the CEO himself addressed his customers in a video, apologized to everyone, and then announced both the split and the name of the new DVD service. Later, Netflix, and indeed the world, would find out that a pot-smoking, very offensive gentleman already “owns”/uses the Twitter username “Qwikster”.

In yet another blow, Starz will not be renewing their arrangement with Netflix et al, reducing the number of popular movies available through the troubled video delivery company. Surely Netflix will strike agreements with other companies, to stream their content, but wow.

Netflix has been changing a lot of their functionality, in a time of great financial concern across the nation, which seems a bad idea for any company who wants to remain solvent. And despite the uniqueness of Netflix’s service back when they first started in the late 1990s, a number of companies have popped up since to give Netflix a run for their money, providers of DVDs, streaming video, and other arrangements that Netflix has or will be offering the public. With Netflix’s mind-boggling decisions of late, those other companies now look a lot more positive to individuals who want to move away from the madness of Netflix and try another service.

I know many small companies who would love to have a million or more disillusioned customers turn to them and away from a giant of a service who doesn’t seem to listen to their customers. The CEO of Netflix doesn’t seem concerned about the lose of customers and stock. And saying sorry in an insincere fashion seems almost as insulting as all the other goofy decisions they’ve made of late.

I think it would behoove Mr. Hastings to hire at least one Public Relations professional to, oh, I don’t know, make it at least look like the CEO is relating to the public at all…

Personally, I would have liked to have seen my existing account grandfathered into whatever is going on with the site now. I liked the price my account was at, and I liked the functionality of one DVD at a time and unlimited streaming. I would have liked to have continued what I had. I would have accepted a limit of how many DVDs I can receive in a month, or a limit on how many movies I can watch streaming over my Roku, also over a month’s time. Obviously, neither is going to happen…

I think that the next thing to be addressed is the notion of unlimited streaming videos. Surely they will limit that in an attempt to recover money and resources lost with what has already occurred.

Perhaps after the CEO gets back from his latest trip to the Caribbean, his way of destressing after all the hubbub he’s stirred up lately. Surely he’s earned it. :P

Edit 10/10/11: Looks like Mashable, who likes to stir up considerable dust with their rumor mongering if the iPhone not-5 is any indication, asks their readers if it’s time for CEO Reed Hastings of Netflix to step down. As of this date, Netflix stock is now valued at one-third their original value that it was at the beginning of last month, when all these changes started going down. I think that stockholders would be onto something to call for the CEO’s removal. Someone’s head must proverbially roll, why not put that responsibility squarely on the gentleman who made all of these dizzying changes come about?

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Didn’t Even Realize…

I didn’t even realize that this was on my bucket list until it happened this morning.

In the course of driving hubby to work, I noticed a car directly ahead of me with a 360° camera mount sticking straight up. As we moved in closer, I started squealing and clapping. Andrew asked me what was going on. I exclaimed, “We’re right behind the Google Maps Street View car!”

We caught up to the car as we stopped at a red light. And spent the next ten minutes making goofy faces at the camera before Andrew’s workplace came up and we stopped following them.

As I exclaimed on Facebook this morning: “Immortalized like morons!”

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Family

It’s been almost a decade since someone in my family passed away.

The first to go were my grandfathers, one from a massive heart attack while he was driving when I was still a child, and the next, complications from a lifetime of chain smoking when I was a teenager. A few years later, my great-grandmother whom we had nearly weekly contact with had a series of strokes.

The next ones got me a little, a close cousin was abruptly diagnosed with leukemia, and my sister’s best friend passed from also abrupt pancreatic cancer.

I “knew” that both of my grandmothers, who had lived twenty years past their husbands, were getting up there in years, and that things would eventually change there as well. It’s one thing to know, and another to watch the process begin to happen.

My maternal grandmother was 86, and a heart attack has claimed her. My remaining grandparent lives out of state, I haven’t seen a photo of her in ten years, and I don’t doubt that at almost 90, she’s eventually going to reach this point as well.

I’m still numb at the news, but there isn’t a huge surge of emotions, and I wonder if that’s all the emotion I have, or whether the usual torrent of tears will arrive at some point. I feel mostly okay.

The funeral is October 14th.

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Gaming Regrets

This article made me laugh. It portrays an intrepid young woman who looks upon LARPing with a fair bit of amusement, referencing a few different movies and documentaries that show what it looks like and sounds like on the surface. She is a fan of science fiction and fantasy, perhaps even games like Dungeons and Dragons, but thinks the LARPing thing might be over the top.

She’s invited to play an NPC at one point, and details her original task, and how she began hamming it up, to which the other participants begin giving her openings to join in. She realizes she likes this play-acting, and even takes inspiration from her character’s original task. She has a built-in way of roleplaying her character, a widow who asked heroes (other play-actors) to help save or avenge her husband, was refused, and took up the banner herself after being slapped into sobriety by a sympathetic but gruff cook who was tired of the woman’s laments.

I played D&D for about a year, when my entire household was into it. I fondly remember my first character. But it was my third that had so much potential, that I regret that I chose to create a new character instead, rather than continuing with the one I had. We were just beginning a new campaign with all new characters, and after playing a ranger and a rogue previously, I decided that this time, I would play a sorceress, a magic-slinging lady. I made sure all her stats were compatible with a magical character, that her spellbook was full of spells that might benefit the party offensively. And we set off into the forest.

Where my character was immediately eaten by a tree.

These were very strange woods, indeed.

The Dungeon Mistress (or DM) rolled her dice, gave me a look, and began to laugh. Everyone began asking, “What happened? What did you roll?” She had rolled a “1″, the lowest number on any dice regardless of how many sides it has. If you roll a 1, it generally means that whatever you were striving for, be it a movement, an attack, or a simple stroll through the woods, is going to end up badly.

“Well,” the DM laughed again, looking at me squarely, “one of the ancient trees bends down, and swallows your character whole.” The table erupted into laughter, me included. The character was less than three hours old in real-time, I didn’t have an emotional attachment to her, though I did feel miffed that after all that work, I would have to sit down and create yet another character.

My husband, who was playing a druid, held up his hand. “Let’s do something.” I cannot remember the specifics, but between the cleric, the druid, some spells with very positive success rolls of dice, and me bellowing defeatedly to just let me stay dead, they got me extracted from the tree, put me in stasis, and transferred my soul from my lifeless body to that of (and this was a random roll) a black bear that was wandering nearby. As thanks, I asked for and got permission to allow the other adventurers to pick my former character’s body for trinkets and goodies to take with them.

I asked the DM for specifics about what my bear could remember, and do. She consulted the book. “Well, you now have a strength of 24,” (bears had an insanely positive bonus for strength, which sorcerers do NOT have), “and since you don’t have thumbs but retain the ability to speak, you’ll be able to cast any spell with a speech or item component,” (spells use either a spoken word, a hand gesture, or an item to be cast, and sometimes a combination of the three). We all giggled over my character’s plight. The DM apologized very profusely. I kept waving her off, “No, no, it happens, I think it’s funny, I’m really okay.”

The DM finished the session with the others, and sat with me to figure out what would happen now. I could continue to play the bear sorcerer, or I could roll up a new character. My love of rolling new characters won out, sadly, and she asked me to write out my old character’s stats, spell list, items she was carrying that had not been looted, and anything else I wanted to share. I first set out with the task of creating my fourth character, who would join up with the party in progress later. And then I sat down to write up my sorceress’ character sheet.

My husband and I spent the entire week giggling about the way I could roleplay my character. Even with her severely limited spell list of two spells, if she were played long enough and leveled enough, she could gain the speech-only spell that would allow her to reform her hand to allow for thumbs, thereby removing all limits to her spellcasting. In the meantime, she would be a magical talking bear who was really, really edgy and grumpy when around trees. (The DM previously had said that this “new” character would have only a vague memory of what had occurred.) I decided the bear would be especially grousy around people. She would growl, “Oh, you and your opposable THUMBS,” for instance.

I did create a new character, but I always did regret letting this one get shelved–what a perfect and ready-made way to roleplay an unusual character. I still think about her and giggle.

The article linked at the top of this entry made me think about finding inspiration from one’s surroundings and running with it, incorporating it into one’s budding character. I do wish I had. :)

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FYI…

A family member passed away today, I will likely be quiet here for a short time. Thankfully I’m close enough to visit, if I’m told in time.

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Sewing Notions

I’m weird, that’s the only excuse I have. You see, I want to acquire an old fashioned sewing machine, one that worked with a treadle pedal rather than electricity, one that doesn’t have any bells or whistles more complicated than a needle and one or two types of stitching. The thought of using heirloom technology makes me squee.

I found out just the other day that low-tech things are still being manufactured to this day. A sewing machine made by Janome, for instance, was created for the Amish, who are not above using modern technology, if the use of it is acceptable in their society. I want one very much.

That’s all I wanted to share on the topic, really. The existence of the aforelinked sewing machine was very surprising for me, but pleasantly so. I thought it might be of interest of others, also.

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This Week’s Goings-On

This week, I decided to do a bunch of tasks through Fiverr at the cost of $5 per task, just like the website advertises. I tackled a bunch of new WordPress installs, including themes, for people who were interested in such (their domain and webspace were already there, or purchased separately), and did a few whimsical banners for those who were searching for such. There was one person who wanted a theme customized beyond what I considered to be mild tweaking, and so we negotiated an additional $5 for that. lol I have a list of plugins for WordPress that I group into different packages, depending on the client’s website needs; for example, a band would need to show booked events and showcase their music, while a realtor would require a consultation request form and a gallery for photos and layout diagrams. I love WordPress.

I’m about halfway through my current volunteering assignment, a social media campaign for an international nonprofit; Twitter is gaining a lot of momentum in the form of @replies, personal messages, and new subscribers, and the Facebook app has proven very popular. I’m not associated with the Adsense advertising also going on, but that’s also garnering a lot of web traffic for the organization. I get an email whenever a new ad goes up, and I watch the statistics spike as more and more people either click a link, or use Google to search for more information on the organization. Very fun. This would be the same firm for which I initially created the social media accounts, mentioned a few weeks back. The vice-chairperson I have the most contact with has expressed his approval of my work so far, and has asked me to train an English-speaking volunteer in France to continue the work I started. The vice said specifically that he’ll keep my contact information in mind for future projects regarding the various social networks out there. I am always pleased to gain another repeat customer.

My calendar of events is now virtually unlimited–for a couple of years I have had set hours due to the various real-life demands on my time each weekday. For example, I transport a friend to and from work. I gave her notice that with the recent changes to my household, it would be difficult to coordinate her schedule on top of everything else that is going on. My last day of transport was this Friday last. I don’t feel as frazzled about juggling online and offline responsibilities now.

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Infographics Make Me Grumpy

The phenomenon of the information graphic has percolated into online forums. I think it was on a tech blog that I first started seeing these unmistakable things. It was very well done. It had a lot of white space, whimsical outlines and typography, and it featured graphs, the sort you would find in spreadsheets and the like.

And then everyone started doing them. They’re very popular in tech blogs. There are even generators that allow you to make an infographic very easily. And I’ve noticed some stuff about them, and stuff about my reaction to them, the more that I see of them.

I’m starting to have a “get off my lawn” reaction to them. For one thing, most infographics these days are nothing more than huge blocks of text on a static image that is so large that my monitor, which is not small, does not have a resolution large enough to show me the entire image without either requiring me to scroll, or with resulting text so small that I must zoom in to read it, and, again, scroll. You can get the exact same information across with a simple paragraph of text in an HTML document. A large static image requires so much more bandwidth, processor power, and temporary memory to display. A paragraph of text can load in milliseconds, seemingly instantaneously. A huge image showing that same paragraph of text? Depending on your connection, it loads anywhere from ten seconds to several minutes, even hours for those poor souls still on dial-up.

The info contained therein has also deteriorated, as more people create infographics and don’t quite understand how best to display their information. Blocks of text are boring. That’s why the early infographic was such a draw and a pleasure to see. It’s visually appealing because of the colors, the blocks and shapes, the simpleness of the graphs. But these newfangled things the least experienced are creating are horrible, in comparison. Besides the generic block of text that seems a staple in most any infographic today, the graphics are complicated, requiring one to turn one’s head this way and that to read the almost illegible small text presented vertically or diagonally, sometimes even upside down.

The thing that makes me most cranky about infographics today is that so many of the graphs, statistics, and such are presented in percentile form, without credit, a link to a study in which the statistics and percentages were acquired. They don’t tell me how they arrived at those stats and percentages. 13% of what? 29 times of who? There isn’t even a complimentary link, in which the author of the infographic describes the math behind what they depicted. “20% prefer Apple, 50% prefer the PC, the remaining 30% prefer something else.”

Who where they polling? A bunch of people in an Apple Store? Kids on a college campus? Parents at a playground? Professionals in an office building? A sample of the general public polled on the street by being chased by people with clipboards? A closed study in which people were paid for their opinion? A scientific blind study in which a specific subset of people were solicited, and THEN asked for their opinion? Each pool of people would garner very widely varying opinions, facts, and preferences. Presenting an infographic with no info on how that info was reached, makes it useless. Statistics and percentages can be impressive things, but without any context, it’s meaningless to those who pause to consider such things, like me.

I use Google Reader and Facebook to keep up on the feeds of blogs and websites I care about and/or find interesting. In Google Reader, the infographic requires me to scroll past it. I treat it like a popup ad now, ignoring it and finding it annoying. On Facebook, I must click on the direct link to view the image, and more often than not it was filled with information I can’t grok or didn’t care about anyway.

It’s a silly thing to rant about, I agree, but I felt the need to say something regardless. On a snarky note, I considered creating an infographic that displays in graph form how cranky I am about different elements. But I didn’t want it to annoy those on slower connections. :)

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Thoughts on Podcasts and Crafting

I was sad to see one of my favorite podcasters update her projects with a final word of thanks. I know her through her husband and I’ve enjoyed getting to know her through her broadcasts, even though I don’t knit myself, I was never diagnosed with ADHD (though I’m way too mercurial even for a Gemini), and my balcony will never get enough sunlight for green things to grow. Her humor always tickled me, and she spoke so carefully that I imagine she could make a career of podcasting if it struck her to do so.

Listening to the two-minute missive, I was reminded of my own podcast, which has been growing cobwebs since the last episode I did back in May. I was going for a weekly broadcast and while there’s no shortage of themed things for that show, there are so many other things I want to do too, and I don’t have the privacy and quiet that I require to pump out an episode on such a short timescale. I’ve been waiting for my muse to nudge me that way again, and instead she’s been dragging me everywhere else. I do think about it often and I’m always finding still more content that I mean to share with my listeners, but sitting down to compile it all is slow in coming. I definitely want to keep it going. But I suppose it won’t until I make the silly thing, eh.

I decided to spend the evening looking for other crafting audio and video podcasts, and while I listened to a few about sewing, I thought about doing one myself. I’m always doing creative things when not at the computer, I am never very idle. I think I’d go for a video format, though most of my other podcasting work has been with audio–I purchased a cheap HD Flip earlier this year and am happy to find a use for it. I’m going to need a tripod before too long.

But what would the theme be? I keep asking myself, having different thoughts and scenarios to play with in my head. “The Sewing Newb”? “Blog and Stuff”? I’d already decided I’d have a lackadaisical schedule for it, updating it haphazardly rather than consecutive weeks in episodic fashion. I like to keep things informal, and as much fun as an episode is to look forward to, that’s a bit too structured and predictable for me. In the D&D personality quiz vernacular, I’d come up with chaotic much more than lawful.

There are distinctly specific crafts that I do and don’t want to do. Sewing is a definite “do”. My list of “don’ts” include needlepoint, crochet, and knitting. Though, I might like to learn how to make simple slippers, perhaps, something useful and utilitarian. A blanket? Yeah, there are some possibilities there, but I do have at least a minimum of experience with handsewing, and I do not (yet) with knitting and the like. Whatever. There’s the rest of my life to learn to do stuff if the impetus comes. Scrapbooking is an “oh HELL no”, because I just don’t see much interesting about a book of photos and flat keepsakes that have other extraneous clutter glued to the pages. It’s cute and all, but I fail to see the function of it.

There’s a phrase I came across a couple of weeks ago that I keep turning over and over in my head fondly: heirloom technology. I daydream of building a sewing machine (or apparatus that has the same functionality) that is as low-tech and simple as possible, that preferably runs on human- rather than electric power, that can perhaps be manufactured on a grander scale than can be achieved in my apartment living room. You see, I love the idea of the handheld sewing machine, and the portable sewing machine, but not only are these two items cheap, they’re made of cheap materials, not made for heavy use, and break way too easily. There is no machine out there that is compact or relatively low-tech, that does not have bad reviews. I don’t care how much such an item costs, but I would very much like having the peace of mind that it’s not going to be broken after two hours of use. I have two mental images regarding all of this, I suppose, owning or making an old-fashioned machine that has a large metal pedal you rock with your foot to run; and I would like to own or make a compact machine that does stuff and does it well.

The construction of the modern day sewing machine, aside from electronics, is very confusing. Why is there only knobs and dials to differenciate between styles and sizes of stitchings? You need to examine (and understand, something I have the dumb about) the little pictures on the sticker on the side of the machine to figure out how to set it to do what you want.

The whole thing has me running to hand-stitching, which I do quite well, but my hands won’t always have the functionality that they do now. I have very poor finger and wrist strength, and I’m already feeling the faintest twinges of arthritis when the weather changes dramatically. And theoretically, if you know what you’re doing, the machine is quicker. I only succeed in jamming up the thing.

Anyway, I have crafting (and daydreams) on the brain.

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