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One More End of Year Meme

I can’t help it, I was inspired by the call for bloggers to list the places they slept in 2011.

My list is very short.

I spent nearly every day this past year sleeping on my futon bed, the vast majority of the time with my sweet husband snoring next to me.

For two glorious nights in January of this year, I got to sleep in a hotel bed in Forks.

And for one nifty evening, we slept in the very luxurious abode of Andrew’s sister and her family’s house, a cabin in the rural woods not far from Port Townsend, in a tall, unbelievably comfy and soft bed with the natural wood head and foot boards, with wooden paneling, books, and sheets soft enough to sink into. Yeah, that made a bit of an impression on me.

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Woulda slept other places, but the car pooped out and all that. I think I’ll give the car back, the arrangement of us paying them for it sitting in our driveway for four months doesn’t really strike my fancy. I could have paid over $1000 on an actual car. I’m tired of my husband being a tightwad, I want a car. :(
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I want to twit!

One of the reasons that I don’t futz with Twitter more often is that when I try, I am greeted with the Fail Whale and the words, “Twitter is over capacity.”

I thought I might link up a new audio blog and get that all set up and automated so that when I spam one place, it goes everywhere. But instead, I get to admire the whale graphic again.

If it is over capacity as claimed, shouldn’t they, um, raise the capacity? Rent more gerbils and install more wheels for them to jog on? Employ more solar energy? Increase the memory of their database? Allow more connections? One of them nerdy things that embiggen it?

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Year in Review

I pilfered this interesting survey-thingie from beckydancer, who got it from someone else. I thought it’d be fun to do.

1. List 5 personal victories – big or small – that you experienced.
a. I acquired a car.
b. I kicked butt over last year’s sales.
c. I started this blog, and didn’t delete it in a nuke&pave when I got tired of it.
d. I got to see hubby’s dad and sister for the first time.
e. I lived a conscious life, in which I made the decision to be and feel happy. Aside from the occasional gripes, I’ve done well with that. I’ve certainly become more conscious about how I flail about.

2. List 5 precious, priceless gifts that you received from others or from the Universe.
a. Hubby and I were called to a friend’s bedside, where we watched hubby’s father figure pass away from cancer and total system failure. We had a week to prepare, and a night to witness.
b. Hubby’s former apprentice came back into his life, and subsequently mine. There have been many games of Tablero and game nights.
c. I got to see family again, at my grandmother’s funeral.
d. Andrew got to see his dad and sister again, during the same trip as c.
e. I got to work one of my favorite jobs ever, again, during December.

3. List 5 challenges that you faced and the valuable lessons you learned from them.
a. A couple of friends turned out to be douchebags, and I cut them entirely out of my life. There are still moments where I wonder what the heck happened. But I’m better without the toxicity in my life.
b. We’d known for a couple of years that hubby’s father figure was not long for this world. Hubby thought that the loss of the man would break him apart in ways he couldn’t even fathom. In the end, hubby was able to do everything he’d promised the man, we had a week to see him again, and hubby spent the entire night glued to the man’s side. Having that time with him, no matter how short, really helped the whole process. And as with other traumas hubby has suffered, I was a great balm to the soreness of those wounds both old and fresh.
c. I had the opportunity to work a permanent position at the same store I do seasonal work at. I found out that I’m not as young as I used to be, I can’t lug heavy boxes around like I used to. I have become more ruthless about getting more of hubby’s income into the bank.
d. Promises were made by others about getting hubby and I to the peninsula, and to the beach, many times this past year, but none of them ever happened. I have learned patience and temperance.
e. We acquired a car that has spent four out of the past five months sitting in our driveway, useless. Again, I have learned patience and temperance. I have also learned that perhaps this is not the car for us.

4. Set a timer for 2 minutes, and during that time brainstorm as many things as possible that you are grateful for in your life. It doesn’t matter how small or how large.
iPad, roof over head, food in belly and in fridge, shoes that fit, clothes in closet, computer that (sorta) works, cat, Facebook, the natural beauty of the area I live in, the car sometimes working, continued lack of pain from lack of gallbladder (no more sensitivity to milk and spices, yay!), roommates, hubby, hubby’s family, friends, Darby o’Gill (local Irish band), sunrises and sunsets on our panoramic balcony on Pill Hill, the possibility of snow and surprising thankfulness that car doesn’t function at the moment so that I don’t have to drive in adverse conditions haha, Youtube, Netflix, webhost, reasonable health, sunlight, having enough where it matters most.

And another survey, from the same entry via beckydancer:

1- Have you closed out your 2011 projects? What things do you not want to carry into 2012? What do you need to finish, schedule in, or simply drop in order to maintain your sanity? How important is it? WHY are you doing it and does it serve you/your family?
I need to drop the J & J thing (aforementioned douchebags), that isn’t going to be fixed anytime soon, not if I don’t wish to communicate with them at all. An olive branch was recently offered and I totally ignored it, because what they pulled, I don’t think is forgivable. I don’t need that in my life. Why it keeps coming to mind perplexes me. I look forward to leaving that friendship in the past. Let it go, Gin, let it go. *breathes in, releases*

2- Have you spent time telling the people you care for that you love them?
Reasonably. I’m still estranged from my family, though I’m happy there was no overt drama during gma’s funeral. Knowing I had a 4 hour drive in front of me, I was not invited to stay the night, though I did ask, to rest before heading back. So I pour that love into the friends and chosen family I do have.

3- Have you slowed down and caught up on your sleep?
I’m getting there. It’s amazing how many spoons you go through in a month’s retail.

4- Do you know what you want the next year to look like?
Next year will undoubtedly be better than this one. A working car, a working me, better use of my leisure time, and busier than ever with coding nerdiness.

5- Have you meditated on where you are in life and sifted through the noise to ask the important question of “Who am I?”
Not particularly. I think my actions and motivations, and minute-by-minute triumphs of my day, speak enough on that one. It’s the same reason why I don’t really ponder religion or politics, I tend to be too practical for theoretical and hypothetical discussions.

6- Have you taken on some life/health enhancing practices that you will do the next year?
Nothing extravagant. I always strive to become more self-aware, and more positive. I’m human and it is an ongoing project.

7- Did you spent enough time in nature this year? What are your plans to integrate more contact with nature for 2012?
I have been able to do very little of that. When we had access to a car, we did have occasion to go to a nature park nearby, and to the peninsula, though it borked out before we could take our long-lusted-after trip to the beach, or sight-see on said peninsula, we were in too much of a hurry to get to family and then home again, grr. *kicks car* Hopefully we’ll get that fixed in some sort of permanent way and make many more trips out of the city limits next year. Grr.

8- Have you closed out energies that no longer serve you?
I hope so. Whenever I feel the need to start ranting and raving to the wall (I speak aloud to an empty room as if I’m talking to them) regarding the J & J issue, I tell myself to either talk to them directly and stop “practicing”, or to let it go. Such rants are diminishing, though my confusion about their last actions to me will continue to pop into mind until it is resolved. I’m probably being childish in not addressing it with them directly, but I have no further need to expose myself to their lies, manipulations, or toxic ways. Obviously I have a ways to go to close out that energy and probably imagined negativity. Evidently it’s still a more sore spot than I thought. We’ll see what the next year brings.

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Google Minus

I deleted my Google+ profile. I got it about five months ago when it became available to the public, and I wanted to see what it was about. I added some of my Facebook friends, added other individuals I was curious about, and I waited to see if I’d grow as attached to that as other social networks.

I have to say that the service is redundant, offers nothing that another social network doesn’t already fulfill in my online pursuits, and their features are comparatively scrawny and uninspired. I posted this graphic after about a month of being on there:

I’d have to say that sums up my experiences. It was common to see friends’ updates from a month ago still hovering near the top of the page. Perhaps the friends I roll with just prefer Facebook, but nobody I was following updated very often. It was hard to entice anyone I knew to use G+ in addition to or instead of Facebook.

Nice try, Google. Next time, give us features no other website has. Sometimes Google really has their fingers on the pulse of what people want. Othertimes, like this, it leaves one scratching one’s head.

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Aftermaths and Hindsights

Whew, I finished my last shift at the grocery store on December 26; I’ve been sitting on my butt, allowing myself to sit back and relax for a bit between the major winter holidays. I’ll probably start looking for more webwork at the start of next year.

I’ve learned some things about myself this year that made me quirk an eyebrow.

I really enjoy working on my own. I’m organized, I can anticipate trends, and I’m a much happier person when I can work at my own frenetic pace without interruption. My manager and I have a great setup–he sets me loose and I give him periodic updates for any wonkiness I need addressed. After having done this fruit basket thing last year, I knew what to expect and I really knew what I was doing. So on the first day, my boss asked some minor questions to make sure I still remembered what I was doing, and told me to get busy. I arranged my workspace in an efficient way that I wanted, I got my supplies, and I bore down to produce some output.

I don’t like being micromanaged by someone not involved with my chain of command who thinks I’m mentally deficient in some way. Last year, this manager from another department would feel the need to wander over and grill me as to all content I was using in my work, inquiring as to which items originated from her department. She would make sure in no uncertain terms that I knew excruciatingly well that anything from her department had to be refrigerated. She also demanded that I alter my training and procedures, in order to accomodate her unique and overly OCD way of managing inventory. My coworker and I would always write down the UPC code, price, brand and name of the item being used in our product, the quantity, and the date we put the item to use. Every day we left this list of inventory on our manager’s desk, where he would then input the information into the store’s computer, thereby alerting any department that was not our own that an item not showing up in their inventory scans were still in the store, being used in our product. The aforementioned micro-manager insisted that rather than writing the item down, that we allow her to scan the item, using an inventory scanner.

This year, I got smart, and informed her that I would use no content from her department, unless directly asked by a customer with a custom order. I also let her know, the two times I did utilize something in her department, what exactly the item was, and that she was welcome to scan the item by using her scanner on an identical item still on the shelf. We still had clashes, but they were minimal, and she mostly left me alone as she was too busy picking on my coworker. I accept guidance from anyone who has a better idea than what I’m doing, or has knowledge about a procedure I’m not familiar with. But this woman was grossly out of line regarding our manner of dress (in a store with an already established dress code), and concerns that make sense in the food service realm she was a part of, but had no place in our put-fruit-in-basket thing. That woman was very much a Negative Nancy with her criticisms. I always nodded pleasantly, and filed away her daily admonitions in the proper mental receptacle. My coworker, new to this gig, eventually learned the same.

When my workspace is arranged in an efficient manner and I have every supply I need, my output is insane. I noticed that my coworker, hired as my backup, wasn’t backing me up nearly enough. We, the manager and I, had a simple formula and matra: “Two of everything on the shelf.” There were 12 different types of baskets we were instructed to make. 24 of them were enough to cover every flat surface available to us to place our product upon. And as I noticed them disappearing, I would make 6-10 of one particular basket, as they were selling so well. On my final day, my manager informed me with considerable glee that I was the top seller in the entire region, which encompasses towns up to 50 miles away and involves 30-some stores. That was even with my coworker being inefficient and at times, not being at her table but on the other side of the store, shopping.

On the days in which I was not scheduled to work, I had a pad of paper on which I left notes to my coworker, noticing trends in sales, and in the rotten fruit I was finding in the baskets she had filled. I don’t think she read them, but the inferior quality of some of our baskets was not for the want of me doing something to ensure they were of the highest quality. The log book was handy, regardless, as she was able to tell me about certain orders that had come in, questions and concerns she had, and excuses as to why the tables were empty when I came in from two days off. I tore the used pages out of the simple notepad of paper and left it with the supplies of leftover price stickers and baskets. If I’m here next year and take up the seasonal position again, it will come in handy, and if not, the pad may be used by the next set of people.

I’m not as physically fit as I used to be. I am overweight, but back in the day when I had a retail position and was schlepping over 100 150-pound containers full of store merchandise in weekly freight by hand, though I sweated a little, I was in good enough shape to feel only mildly sore the following day. It was my feet and inferior footwear that really gave me problems. When one of the managers from another department gave me a trial run, liking my attitude, I had to let myself go after three weeks, as I was schlepping heavy crates of gallons of milk daily, and I just couldn’t handle the pain. If I get picked up again for a permanent position somewhere in this store (where everyone already knows me), I’m going to have to make sure they know that I’m not able to lug such heavy stuff around.

I love that I challenged myself to arrive at work and get through the day with a smile and a positive attitude, no matter what was going on off the clock. I was determined to keep it no matter what I was faced with, being criticized by the micro-manager, having to disappoint a customer or being yelled at by same for not knowing an answer to their query. There wasn’t much to be negative about this year for which I’m very grateful, other than my flailing that my underling wasn’t doing her job and making me do her work as well as mine. That negativity vanished during the last two days when I realized there was no way I could catch up where she had slacked off, and figured I’d do as much as I was able, go home exhausted, and leave whatever was left for the following day. There was a moment in which I really wanted to discuss in no uncertain terms what she was doing wrong, but I was afraid that if I let her know how I was feeling, she wouldn’t come in to work anymore and then I really WOULD be working alone. I did point out to my manager, the store director, and some other coworkers when my table was empty upon me arriving at work and what the other gal had left me with. The assistant manager was fond of looking over the errant coworker’s shoulder and leading her by the ear back to the table she should not have left, and telling her to get back to work.

Next year, if I am to take this position again, I will make sure that the underling knows exactly what is expected from her from day to day. I was able to anticipate what we were going to need the following day, and wrote things like, “We need to pay attention to pears, those are getting squishy almost as fast as the bananas.” I should have realized she needed more direct guidance and wrote an actual list of things she needed to accomplish: “1) Visually inspect all baskets, try to squish the pear with your finger, bring all dated baskets back to the table. 2) Change out ALL fruit, not just the bananas (since I couldn’t rely on my coworker’s ability to realize when a fruit was about to go bad). 3) Make ## of the smalls, ## of the large handled, ## of the most expensive ones, and there’s an order for 2pm tomorrow that I won’t be here to fulfill that falls upon you to complete.” The 3rd item I didn’t think to write down, thinking that she knew exactly what was on the shelves, and to replace whatever was sold or thrown out.

I thought about using the colored bows to denote the day of the week it was first assembled, to keep a better eye on inventory, but for one, that would create a glut of one particular color on a given day of the week, and two, I was worried that my underling would fall under the assumption that if a basket was only two days old, that nothing in it would be unacceptably overripe, and wouldn’t inspect it more closely. No, I agree with the practice of using random colored ribbons for variety, preference, and to keep us looking at each basket suspiciously and daily.

I just felt like writing all of this out, in case I do take up the position next year, and try to remember what I learned this year, and what to do different next. Each hostess was invited to write out tips that they might include in next year’s manual, and different practices we might suggest they include in subsequent years. I wrote that we really need to provide for consumers some of the plastic wrap and cheaper bows, as I personally handed out over 50 of each to those who asked politely, and had to turn others away lest I run out of supplies for what I was being paid to do. I also thought we could use a better task system for taking and fulfilling custom orders as they come in. My coworker had a cluttered way of taking the order sheets, and throwing them away before the custom basket was even purchased, which made figuring out who had picked up their item and who needed to be called very confusing between the three of us taking orders. Next year, I might ask my manager to make a custom pamphlet with the store’s phone number, in order to take custom orders there too, about half our orders this year was through that venue, as people would take a pamphlet home and call in later after they’d chosen what they wanted.

Oh yeah, and one more thing I wanted to articulate. There are some people you won’t be able to please, no matter what you do for them. I had a business gentleman come in, see the array of stuff I was cramming into our more expensive baskets (salmon, cheese and crackers, and so on) and demanded I make such a basket for him at a reduced price. We had to barter for a few minutes before he was satisfied and I was sure I wasn’t giving away something that would hurt our profits. For customers like that, I will make allowances for, and give them more than the monetary value is, because I’d rather see a $30 basket with $45 worth of stuff walk out the door than to lose a sale of $30. Thankfully there weren’t too many of those types of customers as I would have had to have been more forceful about my absolute bottom line, what we can skimp on and what I could not. I’m sorry, I’m not going to price a $15 box of smoked salmon at $5. This is not a medieval farmer’s market and we do not work on the barter system. I’m not in a position to make such decisions.

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Christmas Day Stuffs

(This was written for Holidailies.)


Julie Andrews “Ding Dong Merrily on High” & “Some Children See Him” Christmas


“Ugly Sweater” (Lyrics) by Mistletoe Conspiracy


Carpenters – Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas


How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Who Song (Welcome Christmas)
(whenever this plays on the store musak I crack up)

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Merry Yule!

(This was written for Holidailies.)


Annie Lennox – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
interview with Lennox

My husband can’t help but cry every time we play this tune. He’s moved by the inclusion of Father Christmas and other “pagan” symbols in the video alongside the traditionally Christian lyrics.


Loreena McKennitt – The Holly & the Ivy

You’ve probably heard this song before, but never quite like this. Loreena put the familiar lyrics to a different, unfamiliar medieval Celtic tune, creating a haunting song that, again, incorporates elements of Christianity and paganism. You can read more about the song itself here, including the masculine symbolism of the holly and the feminine nature of the ivy, and how the lyrics compare the holly to the role of Jesus Christ, while the ivy no doubt refers to the church, often referred to in the feminine pronoun.


Burning Logs in Fireplace (nearly 2 hours!)

The Yule log is a particularly dense natural piece of wood that is used especially for such a night as this, a tradition most popular in Eastern Europe but a fixture in fireplaces all over the northern hemisphere. Its most practical applications are of course light and warmth on the longest night and shortest day of the year, the Winter Solstice. In a world where only candles, bonfires, and kitchen pit fires kept the darkness of the night at bay, it was reasonable to ensure a fire’s longevity by providing it a log that would take hours upon hours to burn away to ash. Historians aren’t quite sure where the tradition part of it took off, but established its usage to Britain in the late 1700s.

The Yule-log-as-video idea came along in 1966 when the then-president of New York City television station WPIX gave his company a gift by airing a multi-hour video of a modest fire in a fireplace without commercial interruption on December 25. He gave his employees the chance to spend the day at home with their families, and also provided a cheesy substitute for those individuals in the area who lived in apartments and other dwellings without fireplaces, but who owned a television somewhere in their residence. It’s been an on-again-off-again phenomenon through the years, and now through the magic of the internet you can have your Christmas Day parades and your Yule log too.

I’m having a hard time finding a song that features mistletoe, but an entry like this wouldn’t be complete without that particular element! This modest plant blooms in winter, at odds with most of its vegetative brethren. In the 1800s, it became a common custom for a man and woman, standing beneath a bough of the shiny, waxy green leaves and red berries, to smooch under the common holiday decoration. There wasn’t much to the custom, it was just a Thing.

The poinsettia is also a winter-blooming plant. Already a popular decoration in Latin America during celebrations near the Winter Solstice, Franciscan friars in Mexico included the plants in their Christmas celebrations. They likened the star-shaped pattern of leaves to the Star of Bethlehem, and the red color to the blood sacrifice of the Christian savior.

Even the Christmas tree has roots (haha) that precede Christianity. In the area now known as Germany, ancient tribes told stories and repeated legends of the Donar Oak, which stood for traditional values such as truth, longevity, and loyalty. In the middle ages, those who resided in the region erected evergreen trees in public spaces, decorating them with delicacies, candies, and sweets for children. The crazy westernized Christians began putting candles in there, and privatized the whole affair to the households of individual families. And likely burnt down a lot of said homes.

I have to work, and cannot spend much more time describing familiar elements of the season that are not particularly Christian, or started out as symbols for preexisting religions, legends, and customs. Here are links to more information that you’re welcome to read at your leisure:

And here’s a left-over song that isn’t Christmas-related, but rather tells the story of the Duke of Bohemia (a Czech territory) somewhere in the early 900s, the high middle ages, as he set out stomping about in the snow. The Wiki article is here:


The Irish Rovers – Good King Wenceslas

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Nope.

(This was written for Holidailies.)

There’s no entry today, or the 23rd. I wrote everything way ahead of time because I knew I’d be swamped this month. Only I didn’t know how swamped I’d be due to the complete fail on the part of my coworker, who was supposed to keep up inventory on my days off, and failed utterly to do so. I tried to think of something to write here, but I’m just completely drained. So, there, an entry written, but completely lacking in holiday-ness, other than griping about retail woes.

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Silly Videos

(This was written for Holidailies.)

Here’re a bunch of holiday (mostly Christmas)-themed scenes, songs, and other silliness that I pull up every December to shock, annoy, and amuse my friends.

Featured are alternative lyrics and strange versions of recognizable holiday tunes.


ding fries are done
alternate Peter Griffin version


Farting Elves 12 Days of Christmas


Mr Bean – Nativity Scene


Mr. Bean conducts Christmas Orchestra


The 12 Gays of Christmas


White Christmas Cartoon Song


The 12 Pains of Christmas


“Weird Al” Yankovic – Christmas At Ground Zero

And some repeats from previous entries this month:


Danny Kaye & Bing Crosby – Sisters


O Holy Night worst rendition ever


Christmas Lights Gone Wild


Tom Lehrer – A Christmas Carol

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